http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Millan&defid=3056819 - my friend millan rajasooriar informs me he didnt write this artical. It is top of the google search for his name.

A site or hive-mind for grown-up children that were too ugly or geeky to be abused by their priest and now majorly pissed off about it. Like Manichism, The Reddit Church of Fundamental Atheists has a dualist philosophy with two gods, one named Darwin and the other a living deity called Dawkins. Members of the church can vote on which stories reach the front page. Reddit tends to recycle the same stories on its front page over and over again, abliet with slight modifications it the hope that no one catches on. Typically in 3 categories, 1)Funny animal pictures 2)Gossip about republicans 3)Jesus SUXXXXX!!!!. The site believes it has a monopoly on reason and user will discuss topics in the comments section which can be broken down into 5 categories 1)Comments on funny animal pictures 2)Comments about republicans 3)Jesus SUXXXXX!!!!4) Redditors telling us their life stories 5)Redditors making fun of other redditors life stories. As long as you have the exact same opionions as the other redditors you can celebrate your independent thinking. Here are 2 examples 1)"Hey reddit I hate religion!" Welcome to reddit! 2)"Hey Redditors could you please explain to me why you hate Jesus so much?" Fuck off you Christian fundamentalist! You can't reason with religious people! Fuck off with your religious wars and women abuse!
Despite having all the answers to all the worlds problems, most redditors would prefer to spend time in their basements and on better sites like

Dick-Shun-Oogle

The lazy person's dictionary.

Used mostly for a spell check, but can also be used to quickly find the meaning of a word by reading the search results page (without all of the hassle of clicking the results)

Like "Blue Balls" (the dreaded male condition found here: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blue+balls)...only on New Years Eve when that one girl you have been doing questionable things with all night suddenly loses interest due to a) passing out b) forgetting your name c) finding an un-popped popper or d) something or someone better than your drunk ass.