Diflicated 

To be difficult and complicated at the same time.

Why do you have to be so diflicated all the time.

Diflicated by Jay T. Bear June 19, 2014

deviated septum 

Disorder of the nose involving displacement of the nasal septum. A condition in which the cartilage that divide the nasal cavity in half is off center or crooked!

My aunt has a deviated septum

deviated septum by emily mcmanus September 13, 2013

Defecate deficit 

Constipated or bunged up.

'Dude, this defecate deficit is still going strong- I've eaten a kilo of prunes and still no joy. The poor toilet is going to look like Hiroshima when it does finally come. Desperate times require desperate measures so I'm thinking I probably need to gouge it out with a long narrow implement. That reminds me, you should buy a new toothbrush..'

Defecate deficit by Anonymous submissions January 4, 2017

defecate

Daily ritual of emptying ones bowels.

NOTE: Should only ever be performed on company time.

Dad always taught me ....."make sure you're always paid to defecate son"

poop

defecate by fretbuzz August 30, 2016

Devilated

a seemingly innocent and pure soul being changed into an evil soul and said person's life forever

He was devilated by the book and turned into a monster. He goes all evil now.

Devilated by Devilated Game June 3, 2017

definately 

Idiot-speak for "definitely". One of the most common moronic misspellings found on the internet.

The new Backstreet Boys CD is, like, definately the best thing ever.

definately by monsieurjohn June 24, 2003

Deviatedexploratory 

Going on an adventure with no set destination; making decisions as you go.

I decided to take the classic choose your own adventure concept to real life and went on a deviatedexploratory.

Deviatedexploratory by mercanerie98 March 3, 2017