deafyslexic 

Deafyslexic: pronounced def•a•lex•ick

A person having the disability of “Deafyslexia” often mishears something, and incorrectly comprehends the statement using close sounding words; People with advanced Deafyslexia often do this even if the wrongly replaced words make little to no sense rationally in the sentence.
Temporay Deafyslexia VS Advanced Deafyslexia:
A person with temporary Deafyslexia can be defined by;
A person with hearing and/or commutative comprehension that is impaired at the current time due to other noises or lack of attentiveness to the conversation.

A person with advanced Deafyslexia can be defined by;
A person with hearing and/or commutative comprehension that is permanently less than average.

A person who’s IQ level is less than average, therefor unable to accurately replace the misheard words.

Typical Deafyslexia Example:

Steve Shouts to Ashley who is in the laundry room “Hey Ashley do you want to go the movies with me tonight?”
Ashley (who is doing the laundry) “Yeah I would love to grab a smoothie with you tonight”

Advanced Deafyslexia;

Steve (who is in the same cubical at work with Ashley) “Hey Ashley do you want to go the movies with me tonight?”
Ashley (Who is sitting next to steve) “No Steve, I am not sure I would put the moves on a meteorite”
Steve “What the F Ashley? You are seriously Deafyslexic!”

deafyslexic by ACinKo May 17, 2014

deffynition 

The definition a person defaults to that is more so a take or spin on the official written word which tends to add flavour and/or character to said 'defined' word's understanding for people locally involved.

"Carol's deffynition on the matter is not the same as yours. Her upbringing and use of Internet memology has caused her to have a slightly different opinion on what you think the definition actually is for the rest of us *here*."

"Kevin's deffynition of sperg not only implies that a person might have Asperger's but also includes the idea of *them* usually trolling streamers on Twitch in a way that garners a streamer's attention, in a spastic sort of sense."

"Urbandictionary.com is at the core of the Internet's play of deffynitions. It's better understood nowadays that there is not only one given definition for everyone and everything at all times."

deffynition by Hybrix July 8, 2021

Deffy 

Deffy. Common word used in the Grimsby/Cleethorpes area and some parts of northern England. Often to describe feelings of intimidation or general odd behaviour.

“Mate you are one deffy guy you”
“Stop it mate ya deffin me out”
“Deffy cunt you”
“This is proper deffy this mate”
“Deffed out at Leeds fest me”

Deffy by Proper Tony November 27, 2020

deffs

abbreviation for the word 'definitely'

'Are you going to come out to the movies with us tonight'

'Yeah deffs, i would love to!'

deffs by Millie...ew December 9, 2008

Deffy 

Shortened version of definitely. Often used by teens.

A: "Look at that"
B: "That's cool"
C: "Deffy"

Deffy by Sarah June 28, 2004

Deffy 

Sebastian's way of saying definitely.

Someone: Yo, you tryna watch that movie??

God Named Sebastian: Broooo, deffy bro.

Deffy by Sebchi April 2, 2020

deffy 

Slang for "definition".

Yo teach, what's the deffy of "missile tits"?

deffy by Meo Bets@ June 28, 2006