defenescate

(v.) The act of throwing one's excrement out the window (especially when experiencing plumbing issues in another's home that may lead to greater embarrassment than the act of defenescating itself).

When the toilet failed to flush when I visited my future in-laws for the first time, I felt compelled to defenescate rather than own up to my unsightly mess.

defenescate by Misfits Doing November 23, 2022

defenestration 

The act of bodily thowing a person out of a window. Defenestration is best executed from a third story (glass) window as it breaks bones but allows the defenestree to limp away.

Defenestration first officially happened at the Defenestration of Prague in 1618, leading to the start of the 30 years war.

"I was told not to shoot the king's messenger, so I defenestrated him; he broke both legs. I do believe the king got the message."

"Gee, Larry, I haven't seen a good old-fashioned defenestration in a while."

defenestration by miss gunn April 27, 2008

Defener 

Someone who has a really strong opinion about something, believing that their opinion is the only right one.

The most common type of defener listens to nothing but classic rock, thinking modern music is the worst thing to happen to the world since the Holocaust. Defeners will often say that they feel like they were born in the wrong generation.

Defener: I'm only 12 years old, but I listen to REAL music such as The Beatles and Queen! All of my stupid classmates listen to shit "music" such as Kanye 'gay fish' West or Lil GAYne!! I was born in the wrong generation...

Defener by Dosar November 10, 2013

defenestrated

The act of being thrown out of a window.

DUDE! That dead guy on the side walk was totally defenestrated!

defenestrated by Seamus McCabe August 1, 2004

Defeet 

In the foot fetish community, "defeet" can mean one person "defeats" another by having sexier feet.

Person 1: "Emma Stone is the best! Her feet are the highest ranked on wikifeet."

Person 2: "Nope, not anymore. She was defeeted by Margot Robbie. Margot has the best feet."

Defeet by Dicksonary Dave May 4, 2021

Defeeted 

When someone is proven to have less sexy feet than someone else in the foot fetish community.

"Emma Stone was defeeted by Margot Robbie and is no longer number one on wikifeet".

Defeeted by Dicksonary Dave June 14, 2021

defenestrate

to throw out a window

Larry pissed me off, so I defenestrated him off the thirty-first floor. What a mess.

defenestrate by Daniel December 8, 2002