| 8. | 9/11 Defense | ||
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1. A mechanism in which you invoke the spirit of the legislation, executive directive, and politcal mindset used in the wake of the 9/11 terrorist attacks to justify inappropriate, unethical, extreme, or illegal behaviors one involves themselves in. Person: How'd you get away with taking pictures of your neighbor through her window?
You: Well, she is an imigrant - so ya know, 9/11 defense. Person: aaaah, nice. |
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| 9. | Protextion | ||
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The psychological defense mechanism of projection (taking something of ourselves and placing it outside of us, onto others, which can be positive or negative) as applied to text messages, emails, and social network chat windows. The resulting social phenomenon is countless misunderstandings leading to conflict and embarrassment in interpersonal relationships and in professional settings. Angela and Charles were texting back and forth. When Angela said she was "hot", Charles, through the psychological process of protextion, placed his internal desires for Angela onto the text and interpreted her text to mean she was aroused, when really she was actually hot because it was just a damn hot day.
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| 10. | Bitch wall | ||
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A defense mechanism for women where they give a guy the cold shoulder without giving him a chance. A woman rejects a man based on superficial characteristics and refuses to be nice and get to know him. He tried to talk to me, but his eyebrows were too thick and ugly so I put my bitch wall up.
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| 11. | East Greenwich | ||
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N; A small town located in the center of Rhode Island that contributes cultural, intellectual and monetary assets for the entirety of the smallest state in the country. EG is home to successful CEO's, the govenor of RI, noted artisans, professional NFL and NBA atheletes, students who can continually boast the highest standardized testing scores and a diverse collection of noted professionals who also create the data which makes EG the wealthiest town of RI. Downtown EG is lined with acclaimed galleries and restaurants as well as beautiful harbor views. Kids who have a problem with the town are generally community members who can't meet the $200,000 income needed to "fit in" with the lower/average quartile and suffer severe psychological distortions/defense mechanisms in the form of rage. Since I am a "townie" and my family doesn't match the average East Greenwich profile I am going to develop a skewed definition of EG and use such rage as a defense mechanism to avoid making an effort to utilize the wealth of resources the town provides.
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| 12. | green box | ||
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An ancient contraption found inside the woman's vagina. It lies deep inside and shines a bright green glow. There is an order of instructions you must follow if you come upon a green box.
do not twist it..if you do, this is a girl's defense mechanism. Twisting the green box will result in a laser beam being shot out. Originated in the punany of Hilary Duff. "Damn when i get wit Hilary Duff, I reach far in there and twist that green box all the way around. She screams like a baby."
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| 13. | fgdm | ||
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Stands for Fat Girl Defense Mechanism. The bitchy vibe some big girls emit in order to avoid being talked to. I tried to be nice the the big girl in the library but she threw up her FGDM on me.
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| 14. | Win-Win Stress Management with Triggering Mechanisms | ||
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The law of self-preservation is the first fundamental natural law.
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Kahlil Gibran writes in an essay from the book "The Prophet," …. "You are the way and the wayfarers. And when one of you falls down he falls for those behind him, a caution against the stumbling stone. Ay, and he falls for those ahead of him, who though faster and surer of foot, yet removed not the stumbling stone."… The time has come to remove the stumbling stone and enable all to be safe and secure under any and all conditions. "When you save one life, you save the world," is taken from an ancient Jewish text. We can learn how NOT to be a "Sitting Duck" for random "would-be" criminals (including racists of all races, anti-Semites and all others), thereby saving one life, our own. When confronted by would-be criminals, unprepared intended-victims egos are threatened, bruised and/or punctured. This opens a window to the unconscious and exposes a negative energy pocket, which projects, absorbs and/or reflects negative self-images to the would-be criminal. Ironically, the law of self-preservation innately compels the would-be criminal to destroy the negative self-image reflected by the unprepared intended-victim. This could be the answer to the heart-felt question "WHY" when apparently senseless carnage takes place. The color of our thoughts, deeds and intentions are what do us in, when "our" buttons are pushed, it's our "stuff" that comes up, no one else's. The following is my attempt... |
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