Dota Allstars biggest pro is Hajsan, he pwans so much that he allways gets beyond god like after 3minuts max, but yea, don't blame him, he was born that way, pwaning evryone. Hajsan's best m8 is the legendary waazzaa, who pwans too.
Hajsan pwned ***** head for *** gold!
Hajsan drew first blood!
Hajsan pwned *** head for *** gold!
Hajsan pwned ******* for *** gold!
Hajsan got killing spree!
(and that's after 30 sec (before the creeps came, and notice, no asists!)