Attention Defecit Computer Disorder 

A disorder usually displayed by those with ADD or ADHD.
Symptoms may include the following:

Leaving old AIM instant message windows, long after the conversation ended.
Having multiple tabs open on firefox and/or having muliple windows of firefox opened.
Having one or more programs opened varying from just extracted to actually running.

Every time somebody comes to my house and sees all these windows up they wonder why I do that, and then I explain to them that I have Attention Defecit Computer Disorder

Attention Defecit Computer Disorder by 4523562 August 5, 2008

Cinematic Defecit Disorder 

Cinematic Defecit Disorder, commonly known as CDD, is a unfortunate disease that continues to plague moviegoers each and every single day. It lobotomizes their tastes in film, to the point where they're beyond redemption. Please stop CDD :(

Person #1: Collateral was a kickass movie. Tom Cruise gave the performance of his career.
Person #2: Collateral sucked, it was boring. Go see Anacondas instead.
Person #1: -_-

Cinematic Defecit Disorder by VGerX2001 September 3, 2004

Attention Defecit Disorder 

A.D.D.;- Yet another illness some do-gooders have come up with as an excuse for the actions of today's ignorant, non-caring, couldn't-give-a-shit, benefit-grabbing, fuckwit youths.

Me; Is there a valid reason why you can't work and you're such a sponging loser?
Spotty pizza-faced youth;- I have Attention Defecit Disorder, you bastard! **manages to focus attention for three days on play-station, drugs, alcohol and signing for benefit**

Attention Defecit Disorder by The English Gent November 20, 2007

Faux Defecation 

When one sits on the john for some amount of time before realizing they cannot release their fecal matter. The cause is sometimes constipation. However this is not always the case; the cause may be unknown. It is not uncommon for one to release gas during this period of time. Time elapsed before the epiphany varies greatly, experts suggest times from 1 minute all the way to a rare case in Japan in which the subject took over 27 hours (exact time is unknown). The mean is 11 minutes. The standard deviation, or σ, is approximately 7 minutes. Time does vary between species and sex.

(Whilst watching a football game)
John: Brb, I gotta take a dump. *10 minutes later*
Henry: Dude wtf are you doing? You just missed Janet Jackson's boob!
John: Damn I can't shit!
Henry: Oh man, you must have a case of Faux Defecation

Faux Defecation by gingyman January 9, 2010

anti-defecation league 

An organization dedicated to protecting non-terrorists who find themselves on government shit-lists.

Now that I have unfairly been added to a gubmint shit-list, the only place I can look for help from is the Anti-Defecation League.

anti-defecation league by LaughingAloud August 18, 2017

Defecate deficit 

Constipated or bunged up.

'Dude, this defecate deficit is still going strong- I've eaten a kilo of prunes and still no joy. The poor toilet is going to look like Hiroshima when it does finally come. Desperate times require desperate measures so I'm thinking I probably need to gouge it out with a long narrow implement. That reminds me, you should buy a new toothbrush..'

Defecate deficit by Anonymous submissions January 4, 2017

toliet tank defecator 

Somebody who intentionally shits in the cistern (toliet tank).

You don't want to invite Tom to the kegger, because he is a habitual toliet tank defecator!

toliet tank defecator by Telephony January 4, 2011