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Paula Deening 

Taking an obnoxious explosive shit that’s so sweat inducing you think you are dying.
Hey y'all, Dont wait for me I need to go take a Paula Deen.

Hey where is Raquel?

Oh she's Paula deening right now
Paula Deening by Droladnap April 23, 2019

Definingphoto 

It's the photo that has the opportunity to become the most powerful image of your "personal brand" on social media and the internet.
Nancy was heading to a wedding overseas and was concerned about looking her best due to the probability that this event could result in a definingphoto of her on facebook.
Definingphoto by Hixxz68 July 26, 2018
The act of grooming a friend's girlfriend in the hopes of lining up future sexual opportunities.

Deaning is a disengenuous act usually performed by those whom you trust the most. People who dean generally do so in abundance, carrying their various deaning conquests as a badge of honour. These individuals are always seeking to expand their deaning ventures, hoping to obtain a conglomerate of females at their sexual whim. Such people are often found to be stating "I love her so much" and asking "Where is your girl?", "How is she doing?" in passing conversation.
Concerned man: Is Bartholomew deaning my girlfriend right now? Should I be worried?

Delusional friend: Nah dawg, he's just an amicable character
Deaning by SakDaddy October 17, 2021

decearing egg 

An obscure Japanese phrase translated into English, originally comprising of the Japanese words egu egu egu e guegu. The phrase was discovered after delving very deeply into Google Translate. Its usage and context is generally unknown, although it seems to always be typed in all caps.
I copied and pasted a bunch of crap into Google Translate in Japanese and it translated to DECEARING EGG. Is Translate still that bad at Japanese?
decearing egg by Kenoscirneh June 26, 2017

decearing 

An adjective used to describe an egg, implying the egg is disgusting or somewhat unedable.
For example, if an egg is disgusting you may say "Dude, that was such a decearing egg!"
decearing by EggDaddyExpert June 23, 2017

Always Defending Mugabe 

A joke made by English comedian Jack Whitehall. After seeing Robert Mugabe being interviewed, it is said that Whitehall's father errupted at the television stating that Mugabe was 'an odious c*nt'.
His Mother then spins round from the kitchen sink and screams for him to shut up and 'NEVER..EVER use that language infront of his children!' to which his Father repies:

'That's just TYPICAL of you Hilary.. ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE'.

To be used when some one has missed the point of a person's rant or explosion of explict language or just when some one has expressed controversial or offensive opinions.
Thats just TYPICAL of you, Hilary... ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE