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Decomplish 

The art of "unaccomplishing" something.
"It really amazes me all of the things that this administration was able to "decomplish" in so little time.
Decomplish by pseudonymity January 12, 2009

decomplexify 

When you can't use the word "simplify" at work because "simplify" is already being used to describe something else. So, to make your colleagues even more confused, you use the word "decomplexify."
You can only DECOMPLEXIFY the a graph that has not yet been SIMPLIFIED.
decomplexify by splicefox August 21, 2020

decompress 

After a hard day in the office I like to decompress with a large scotch
decompress by sordid77 August 1, 2006

vaginal decompressant 

something, specifically a penis or dildo, that loosens up a tight ass vagina
My vaginal decompressant is working perfectly, that bitch was so loose i could fit a tree in there.
A decomposing body.
"They found a decomp last night at 324 Curtis St."
Decomp by McNulty October 19, 2013

decompuzzled

The act of being decompuzzled is the constitutional brain matter starting at a puzzled state then revert from such state then deform into an extremly confused and curious state
How do we still not have a gym when we’re a RICH SCHOOL?!

Man ion even know i heard we got outbid by cvs by 100$ only

Man you gotta be joking, that shit got me decompuzzled
decompuzzled by Nottonyg January 25, 2022