defacebook crush 

To remove a stalker, crush you didnt know wasn't just a friend because everytime your in a picture with a guy or girl they get jealous ?

I was at a party with a bunch of people and I just happened to be with a cute guy in a picture and was tagged and it posted to my profile ... now a guy that was just a friend ... I thought is all jealous and pissed off and going to fight for me ...what the fuck we went to the movies once? maybe lunch as friends. You are now "Defacebook crush"

defacebook crush by 1redcupcake September 1, 2010

De-facebook 

The act of removing some person who at one point was a friend with you on The Facebook, because of spite and hate toward the De-facebooked individual. It could be because that person possesses beat, whack, shitty, stupid, or just aggravating qualities. For those who are extremely bitter/hateful multiple correlated or uncorrelated De-facebookings may occur simultaneously.

Those who have been De-facebooked are also no longer considered friends in life outside of The Facebook.

Person One: You that bitch screwed me over hard as hell by saying she would come to our party and didn't show up.
Person Two: Dude the last girl that did that to me got De-facebooked hard as hell. Plus I De-facebooked her friend too just because she was fat.

De-facebook by Johnny Prigs January 6, 2009

De-Facebook 

The act of removing some person who at one point was a friend with you on The Facebook, because of spite and hate toward the De-Facebooked individual. It could be because that person possesses beat, whack, stupid, or just aggravating qualities. For those who are extremely bitter/hateful multiple correlated or uncorrelated De-Facebookings may occur simultaneously.

Those who have been De-Facebooked are also no longer considered friends in life outside of The Facebook.

Person One: Yo that girl screwed me over hard as hell by saying she would come to our party and didn't show up.
Person Two: Dude the last girl that did that to me got De-Facebooked hard as hell. Plus I De-facebooked her friend too just because she was fat.

De-Facebook by J Prigs January 6, 2008

Funken Dracebooking 

The ability to update one's Facebook status whilst inebriated. Status updates usually display primal passions of the person that are naturally inhibited when not having consumed excessive amounts of alcohol. Status update usually contains a high degree of incoherence, possible vulgarity, typos, grammatically incorrect elements or overtly emotional or embarrassing elements that the facebook user could not withhold sharing. Hence, "funken dracebook" is used as an apology to say that one was not in their right mind during the last status update.

"I'm sorry, I totally was Funken Dracebooking that last status update"

Funken Dracebooking by VikingMan13 February 4, 2010

De-facebook 

The act of removing some person who at one point was a friend with you on The Facebook, because of spite and hate toward the De-facebooked individual. It could be because that person possesses beat, whack, shitty, stupid, or just aggravating qualities. For those who are extremely bitter/hateful multiple correlated or non-correlated De-facebookings simultaneously.

Those who have been De-facebooked are also no longer considered friends in life outside of The Facebook.

Person One: You that bitch fucked me over hard as hell by saying she would come to our party and didn't show up.
Person Two: Dude the last girl that did that to me got De -facebooked hard as hell. Plus I de-facebooked her friend too just because she was fat.

De-facebook by Johnny Prigs December 28, 2007

defacebooking 

Defacebooking is sabotage of a friend’s Facebook ‘Wall’. Typical examples of defacebooking include outing the friend as a pedophile, a truant, a stealer of office supplies, a backstabber of BFFs, or a closet Mormon.

I had to un-friend Jeremy for defacebooking me! He ratted me out on my Wall for trying to poach Chase’s not quite-eighteen year old sister at Chase's party. Jeremy waited til I had just started my shift, and when I logged back on my Wall was like totally covered in flames.

defacebooking by Mo Dixley February 3, 2010

deucebooking 

The act of updating your social network status or otherwise interacting with a social networking site while in the bathroom. Probably while in the stall, taking a deuce. Related actions could be Twitter on the Shitter or the dreaded Skype at the Pipe.

The appropriate penalty for getting caught deucebooking is two punches in the arm, no flinching.

Person 1: Where's so-and-so?

Person 2: I don't know. I think I just saw him walk into the bathroom.

Person 3: Dude, that's nasty. I just got a Facebook update from him. He's totally Deucebooking.

deucebooking by chuck515 August 25, 2010