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used as an answer to a question...while making an attempt for head
Guy: "Hey do you know Bob?"
Girl: "Bob who?"
Guy: "Bob on Deeznuts Bitch!"
by Jessica November 24, 2003
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As the legend goes, Dr. Dre was on holiday in Kansas City, Missouri when he felt the hankering for Micky Dees (McDonalds). While he was in line for the Drive Thru, he noticed the car in front of him was taking a long time. He thought to himself, "what the fuck are these guys doin?" He listened intently. What he heard was the beginning of a grand revolution.

"Yes, I hear the McRib is back. I'd like one of those with a milk."
"Is that all, sir.."
"Yes, and please add the Deez to that order, with a milk again."
"The what??"
"The deez..."
"DEEZ???"
"DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ!"

The hooligans sped around the corner, pointed at their "nutz" and yelled once more, "DEEZ NUTZ!"

Dr. Dre realized the genius of this prank, and incorporated it into his new album. Thus the Deez NUTZ prank was made famous. Today the DEEZ revolution has spread to every city in the world.
Driving in car...

"Hello good sir, can I ask you a question? We are looking for the Deez. Is it on 18th street?"

"Deez?????"

"DEEEEEZZZZ NUTZZZZZZZZ! Deez Nuts!"

(Drive away while laughing and pointing at "Deez")
by Deez Master Phil January 06, 2007
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The logical extension, which replaces the former expression "in your face", which is superior in that it give specific information about WHAT is in your face. It is indicated in such a way as to imply that a bold act of superiority indicates, or more precisely, is a result of, superior genitalia.
Upon dunking a basketball on someone, and in the process dragging your nuts across his face:

DEEEZ NUTS!
by Brock Way April 26, 2004
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a sack of balls or nut sack you know the deal
1)Do you prefer tapes or cds?
2)Cds.
1) Well see deez nuts.
2) ok tapes then
1) tape deez nuts to the back of your neck
by chapman October 03, 2004
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Person 1: Yo you see tha hot new exchange student?
Person 2: Nah what's her name?
Person 1: Feelon
Person 2: Feelon what?
Person 1: Feelon DEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUTSSSS
by Smith Dogg October 19, 2003
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Childish, but funny prank, made hilarious when you can get some gullible person to fall for it.
Person 1: Hey, you know Dee?
Person 2: Dee who?
Person 3: DEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUTS!!!
by Brandon December 01, 2003
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1. To punk out a friend (or fellow military buddy)
2. To grab one's "package" to emphasize a point
Person A: Have you talked to Sergeant Botha?
Person B: Sergeant Botha?
Person A: Botha deez nuts in your mouth, biatch!

Person A: Where is Captain Dees?
Person B: Captain Dees?
Person A: Deez nuts in your mouth!

Person A: Have you seen Phillip?
Person B: Phillip who?
Person A: Phillip on deez nuts!
by The Grizzle November 22, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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