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A male's two most precious belongings, and the boast of his manhood. Usually when the phrase "deez nuts" is used it is to flaunt one's genital superiority to either gain a great laugh or just piss them off.
Me: Do you have any CD's of Enya?
Victim: No.
Me: Well how'd you like to C DEEZ NUTS Enya mouth?!

or

Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: uh...yeah sometimes
Me: well how'd you like a pair o' Deez NUTS ENYA Mouth?!
by VanHeezy February 07, 2007
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Just F'ing with someone
eh, yo, what's the ellos/ellas form of Sacar?

Umm....Sacan??

Sacan deez nuts!!!!!
by Dee Loc September 21, 2004
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A joke, often in pun form, wherein a question will contain the sound "Deez" (these). The desired result is to get the victim to answer the question, allowing you to follow up with "Deez nuts!" Sometimes "in yo face!" is added at the end. The joke isn't funny in its' self, but it is when you can trick the same person multiple times.
"Have you ever seen deez?"
"These what?"
"Deez nuts!"

"Did you get the CDs?"
"What CDs?"
"See deez nuts in yo face!"
by GabbyW September 27, 2006
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Me: You ever been to Chewons?
You: Whats Chewons?
Me: Chew on Deez Nuts
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A pair of words you use to fuck with anybody who actually wants to know what came in the mail.
You: Something came in the mail today.
Friend: What?
You: Deez Nuts!^&*%^$#@%^$&% Ha GOTEEEEEEEEM
by GotEemWithDeezNuts April 15, 2015
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1) A sarcastic expression used to denote annoyance or frustration.
2) A term used when you just dont give a fuck
3) Look, my dick and balls are bigger than yours.
"Hey let me borrow your car."
"Why don't you borrow deez nuts."
by PMR February 25, 2003
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Used to make someone feel stupid for actually falling into the trap of this joke
"Hey, do you want some tape and CD's?"
"What am I gonna do with that?"
"You can tape my dick to your forehead so you can See Deez Nuts!!!"
by Daonocto January 08, 2008
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