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A male's two most precious belongings, and the boast of his manhood. Usually when the phrase "deez nuts" is used it is to flaunt one's genital superiority to either gain a great laugh or just piss them off.
Me: Do you have any CD's of Enya?
Victim: No.
Me: Well how'd you like to C DEEZ NUTS Enya mouth?!

or

Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: uh...yeah sometimes
Me: well how'd you like a pair o' Deez NUTS ENYA Mouth?!
by VanHeezy February 07, 2007
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Just F'ing with someone
eh, yo, what's the ellos/ellas form of Sacar?

Umm....Sacan??

Sacan deez nuts!!!!!
by Dee Loc September 21, 2004
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A joke, often in pun form, wherein a question will contain the sound "Deez" (these). The desired result is to get the victim to answer the question, allowing you to follow up with "Deez nuts!" Sometimes "in yo face!" is added at the end. The joke isn't funny in its' self, but it is when you can trick the same person multiple times.
"Have you ever seen deez?"
"These what?"
"Deez nuts!"

"Did you get the CDs?"
"What CDs?"
"See deez nuts in yo face!"
by GabbyW September 27, 2006
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Me: You ever been to Chewons?
You: Whats Chewons?
Me: Chew on Deez Nuts
by JingoBa April 27, 2008
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A pair of words you use to fuck with anybody who actually wants to know what came in the mail.
You: Something came in the mail today.
Friend: What?
You: Deez Nuts!^&*%^$#@%^$&% Ha GOTEEEEEEEEM
by GotEemWithDeezNuts April 15, 2015
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1) A sarcastic expression used to denote annoyance or frustration.
2) A term used when you just dont give a fuck
3) Look, my dick and balls are bigger than yours.
"Hey let me borrow your car."
"Why don't you borrow deez nuts."
by PMR February 25, 2003
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used as an answer to a question...while making an attempt for head
Guy: "Hey do you know Bob?"
Girl: "Bob who?"
Guy: "Bob on Deeznuts Bitch!"
by Jessica November 24, 2003
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