kid 1) You knowwho faught yesterday?
kid 2) no who?
kid1) deez nuts!
Just F'ing with someone
eh, yo, what's the ellos/ellas form of Sacar?
Sacan deez nuts!!!!!
The logical extension, which replaces the former expression "in your face", which is superior in that it give specific information about WHAT is in your face. It is indicated in such a way as to imply that a bold act of superiority indicates, or more precisely, is a result of, superior genitalia.
Upon dunking a basketball on someone, and in the process dragging your nuts across his face:
1) A sarcastic expression used to denote annoyance or frustration.
2) A term used when you just dont give a fuck
3) Look, my dick and balls are bigger than yours.
"Hey let me borrow your car."
"Why don't you borrow deez nuts."
Old school game that never gets old
Me: You ever been to Chewons?
You: Whats Chewons?
Me: Chew on Deez Nuts
a sack of balls or nut sack you know the deal
1)Do you prefer tapes or cds?
1) Well see deez nuts.
2) ok tapes then
1) tape deez nuts to the back of your neck
As the legend goes, Dr. Dre was on holiday in Kansas City, Missouri when he felt the hankering for Micky Dees (McDonalds). While he was in line for the Drive Thru, he noticed the car in front of him was taking a long time. He thought to himself, "what the fuck are these guys doin?" He listened intently. What he heard was the beginning of a grand revolution.
"Yes, I hear the McRib is back. I'd like one of those with a milk."
"Is that all, sir.."
"Yes, and please add the Deez to that order, with a milk again."
"DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ!"
The hooligans sped around the corner, pointed at their "nutz" and yelled once more, "DEEZ NUTZ!"
Dr. Dre realized the genius of this prank, and incorporated it into his new album. Thus the Deez NUTZ prank was made famous. Today the DEEZ revolution has spread to every city in the world.
Driving in car...
"Hello good sir, can I ask you a question? We are looking for the Deez. Is it on 18th street?"
"DEEEEEZZZZ NUTZZZZZZZZ! Deez Nuts!"
(Drive away while laughing and pointing at "Deez")
A male's two most precious belongings, and the boast of his manhood. Usually when the phrase "deez nuts" is used it is to flaunt one's genital superiority to either gain a great laugh or just piss them off.
Me: Do you have any CD's of Enya?
Me: Well how'd you like to C DEEZ NUTS Enya mouth?!
Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: uh...yeah sometimes
Me: well how'd you like a pair o' Deez NUTS ENYA Mouth?!