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a deer is a mammal that primarily lives in north america. they mainly eat sasquatch and aliens. 97% of the deer population is suicidal. their favourite way of suicide to to hop in front of cars. Every July 5th the remaining population get together and drink until they cant stand.
Jill, stop. the deer is already dead.
No! he's just drunk.
by Nickaliszious January 01, 2009
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It is a animal that has horns on its head. It makes no noise and likes to run infront of cars.
Hunny, Watch out for the...Deer!
by Justin Willis May 09, 2005
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An attractive young male in his early 20s and the main food source of a cougar.
Holy fucking shit, there is a luscious deer here in a beater, ripe for the kill.
by The cougs August 19, 2009
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a male who appears to get girls, but in reality doesn't
A: Dude, I'm totally gonna nail that chick.
B: No chance man, stop being such a deer.
by greenman81 May 12, 2011
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Commonly used in Kenton ohio. Always reffering to students that go to Kenton City Schools.
You fucking deer
Stupid deer
Welcome to kenton, home of the deer
by Carlos Mencia Jr. April 18, 2007
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Deer is a game type within Counter-Strike Source.

This must be played on a server where someone has full admin. The autobalance must be set to 0. Everyone except for the "Deer" Is on T, while the Deer is on CT.

The Deer is then giving 8000+ Health(Depending on the number of T's) , but can only use a knife. The T's can only use Snipers and Shotguns, not assault rifles.

Depending on the size of the map, the ratio of Terrorists to Deer should be 5:1. For every five people add 1 more deer. Best played with eerie music and with lots of people. The most common maps for this game type is Cs_Assault_2005new ,cs_crackhouse or aim_ag_texture_ultrafun. Invented by the *Ünhi clan in 2005
by Paddy O'Mally July 25, 2008
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"Dude, you want a deer?"
"I swear officer, I havnt drunk a single deer"
The Pope - "Nope, I havnt drunk a deer in my life. Nor had decks."
by Sophie Almad July 29, 2008
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