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1.
It is a animal that has horns on its head. It makes no noise and likes to run infront of cars.
Hunny, Watch out for the...Deer!
by Justin Willis May 09, 2005
 
2.
a deer is a mammal that primarily lives in north america. they mainly eat sasquatch and aliens. 97% of the deer population is suicidal. their favourite way of suicide to to hop in front of cars. Every July 5th the remaining population get together and drink until they cant stand.
Jill, stop. the deer is already dead.
No! he's just drunk.
by Nickaliszious January 01, 2009
 
3.
An attractive young male in his early 20s and the main food source of a cougar.
Holy fucking shit, there is a luscious deer here in a beater, ripe for the kill.
by The cougs August 19, 2009
 
4.
a male who appears to get girls, but in reality doesn't
A: Dude, I'm totally gonna nail that chick.
B: No chance man, stop being such a deer.
by greenman81 May 12, 2011
 
5.
Commonly used in Kenton ohio. Always reffering to students that go to Kenton City Schools.
You fucking deer
Stupid deer
Welcome to kenton, home of the deer
by Carlos Mencia Jr. April 18, 2007
 
6.
It is what manly men hunt for often. Sometimes they also hunt bears, and eat feasts!
Im off huntin deers! Text the cell man!
by Dr. Deers January 19, 2009
 
7.
An animal that emily and Abby (a.k.a. abigail and gale)..they like to eat pumpkins and get hit by cars....by emily
That deer who is loved by Abby and Emily just got hit by a car while eating pumpkins
by abby June 24, 2004