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The bloody stain left on a road from plowing into a deer at 60 mph. Usually accompanied with a puddle of antifreeze and may or may not include skid marks
Joe: Did you see that deer smear on hwy 51?
Jim: Yeah, guy must have been going about 70 when he hit that.
by madmike1066 August 28, 2009
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The droppings that originate from a Deer. The title fits more if said droppings are smeared.
"Thompson! Thompson! Come Quick! Look at all of this DeerSmear! What a feast this deer must've had!"
by Drekorig May 20, 2007
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The fecal matter of a Deer. The title fits the definition more if said feces were smeared upon a surface as...you know...like a prank or something.
"Thompson!Thompson! Come quick! Look at this DeerSmear! What a feast this deer must've had!"
by Drabinsky May 31, 2007
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