|8.||Slashed my tires|
(v.) To cut someone off in mid sentence or argument by interrupting them with a response that stops their thought process cold.
Dude, I was making a point in class the other night and my professor broke in on my shit and totally slashed my tires.
When a person stands still for a moment admiring their own work.
A person standing still for a brief period of time admiring the work they've done instead of getting away from the potentially hazardous situation they're facing. The term usually applies to emergency responders.
That guy wouldn't have gotten hurt if he wasn't standing there doind his picasso pause when the building collapsed; Or the burning propane cylinder; or oncoming train; etc.
The look you give as to impose the look on a deer's face in the headlights of an approaching vehicle.
This girl called me sexy, so I gave her the deer.
When your brain either has a "mangasm", makes the"man gravy", have the "happy sneeze" nectar in your head, get your mental "rocks off", grease the frontal orbs, feel like you are banging your brains out, eating a glazed donut, experiencing the enema, dreaming about the five finger knuckle chuckle, using your gaydar, performing the Kegel exercises with your oyster,
I had a "mental orgasm" as I exited the theatre row climbing over the top of several people.
She had that "deer in the headlights" look about her. I wonder if she was having another one of her "mental orgasms?"
When someone is in the process of blowing up. Especially pertinent in sports when you can sense that a player is about to take the game over. They are about to become other-worldly and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it.
Think The Incredible Hulk or the Wolfman just prior to transmogrification.
It can also be used in the past tense to describe someone who completely dominated their opponent in such a fashion that made you feel somewhat bad for the other person/team.
Oh shit son, are you watching this Penguins - Capitals game? Alexander Ovechkin is on beast patrol right now, I think he might end up with a hat trick when all is said and done.
(Past tense) Man did you see what the Spurs did to the Nets last night? It was just unfair, Tony Parker was on beast patrol all night, the Nets players were like deer in the headlights whenever he had the ball. He was scoring at will on them.
!) Tongue-tied, as in "having a Brewer Moment."
2) Totally dropping the verbal ball on a statement you should have down cold.
3) Sitting there in uffish silence with a pathetic deer-in-the-headlights expression when you should be dazzling them with brilliance (or at least befuddling them with bullshit).
From Arizona Governor Jan Brewer's notorious 13-second freeze-up at the beginning of a debate in September 2010.
I totally memorized my part for the performance, but I had a Brewer Moment because Jodie was in the back seat making faces.
|14.||Gettin' the Shaft|
The shaft is like that 'deer in the headlights' moment when you realize fate just anally fucked your moral and your trust in the world is momentarily annililated.
Ever been broken up by your girl via text message blaming you for her own shitty idea?
Ever been lagged out of a match because your /b/ cousin can't help but hold your bandwith hostage with his Skpe-obsessed girlfriend?
Ever been denied phone sex because "I already finished"?
You, my fellow villian, have been given the shaft.
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