B. Atleast I can cook. Dude your just so fat because your lazy and all you eat is pizza and chips and burgers and waffles and pancakes and candy. Why don't you sort yourself out before having a go at anyone else? hypocrite.
A. ...Deep! God damn you always take it too far!
b. Someone says something that unintentionally reveals much more information about themselves that you didn't necessarily want to know.
c. Intense and philosophical.