Go to Godwin instead, people aren't douchebags there.
Guy 2: Go hump zach efron.
The school is made up of inconsiderate assholes who treat people like shit. They waste their parents money on drugs and booze. If you don't have a Vera Bradley you are probably on the death list. The North Face dominates and is the only winter coat.
The whole entire population is full of self absorbed rich snobs. The student parking lot has better cars than the teacher parking lot.
It is probably one of the most fucked up institutions in America. Just slide money under the table and you will get what you want there. All the parents are in denial about their kids who go there.
"Oh Sally, she doesn't drink, what an angel."
"John, oh my god, doing drugs...no way!"