The derpiest person ever is addicted and thinks life is Minecraft. A person who wishes to be a Diamond Sword in the future. Wants to change their name to 'Steve' and would charge a tornado with a stone sword like Minecraft thinking they could beat it. Will be like Slender Man chasing and stalking people and holding them hostage until they build a house with him. And has a tourettes case where he occasionally yells 'MINECRAFT!' Will grow up and old crazy person hitting a tree until he gets wood.