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The process of farting out of your dickhole. Like Queefing, but with your dickhole. A deef does not smell like fish, like a queef, but like fresh spring flowers spewn accross a medow with bunnys. A deef tends to sound like a gunshot, and priests and african americans are alergic to them. Yesterday i let out the craziest deef in church, the priest threw up on the alter, i think he was a black.
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A white tiger with the head of a man. "Where were you yesterday?" "I was at the zoo checking out the deefs!" "AWESOME!"
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| 2. | Deef | ||
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Deef |dēf| 1. noun. Originally used to succinctly describe an instance of delicious beef. Often this is used when the item has a distractingly high level of tastiness and a full sentence is not manageable. 2. adjective. Good, excellent, or awesome. A 'y' is added to the end to create "Deefy" as necessary. 1. "That vendor on Church St. is selling some straight deef burgers."
2. "Taking shots in the library? That's deef, yo." "That is a deefy burger, my friend." |
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Short for defective. Can be used for a multitude of things, from situations that have gone wrong, to things that have broken, to an ugly girls face. "Dude, you straight deefed that bowl"
"Dude, I was going to smash, but that chicks face was straight deefed." "Dude, if I fart now, I'm straight going to deef my pants" |
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Exceptionally potent marijuana. Charlie, I got some deef shit for tonight, dude.
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A fart a man makes through his penis. Last night the man deefed accidentally and smelled like skunk poop.
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Making a "queef" style noise with your penis. Involves getting the air in your urinary tract to form a vacuum - letting the air out with a PRRRRRUITT-sound. Lol, Steffen just deefed!
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to defriend someone on Facebook Man, if Darryl posts one more hipstamatic picture of his stupid kid, I'm going to have to deef him.
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