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Master of deception 

on-point description of junior Grimes

What Junior Grimes is, (old J)

For none even close than mistah J at deceiving and he’s VERY GOOD at it since he’s able to blend in and stand out simultaneously. J is the master of deception after all, he could be your friend and your worst enemy altogether and you’d never even know nor suspect it
J is the master of deception, anyone who claims otherwise or to be the master of deception is deluded or mistaken

Master of deception is someone who’s able to appear as an ally when in reality is plotting your downfall and to overthrow order and your entirety

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Junior IS the master of deception
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long, deep, fast, and repeatedly 

long, deep, fast, and repeatedly — A skill attributed to a man who is capable of using both a knife and his penis in the exact same way. A warrior in the streets and a master in the sheets; he gets to the battle early and is definitely the last and only one to leave. If you are a woman he may call you back; and, if you are a man he will call the meat wagon and tell them where your body is cooling and to come and pick you up before you start to stink.

This type of character was best captured by Walter Mosley in the person of Raymond “Mouse” Alexander in his Easy Rawlins stories.
Watch out for the men from North Carolina; they will bring a knife to a fist fight and cut you long, deep, fast, and repeatedly. And the women say that they fuck the exact same way. They are bad motherf*ckers.
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Going Deep 

Going Deep is when you and the og's are cruising around town with yo hand held's and you hear a furnace cooking up some of that sweet sweet sulfur so you don't have any other choice to 'Go Deep' on them.
This hoe over here is dead in his airlock let me push in and 'Go Deep' o' shit I hear that sweet sweet sulfur cooking up let me get a homie's door code real quick *once acquired door codes* "I'm fulling in! I'm going deep!" -Ramsey
Going Deep by Coochie Snagger October 27, 2018

Deep Bench

When someone has enough manpower to replace people who drop out.

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"So we continue without Del?"
"Trust me, our boss has a very deep bench."
Deep Bench by xpt.de June 25, 2021

gone off the deep end 

You've gone fucking insane until the point where theres a slim chance of being saved. Your friends usually try and warn you when you have but you're oblivious because you've gone off the deep end.
You: I think I wanna get a tattoo of an infinity sign on my lower back. My girl said it'll look good on me

Me: Dude, you've gone off the deep end.
gone off the deep end by Ikcatrac October 18, 2014

Deceptathot 

A Deceptathot is the queen of all thots
Eden is the biggest deceptathot i have ever seen it made me throw up.
Deceptathot by Makimo Madrigal October 14, 2017
The act of submerging one's entire face into a food item during consumption. The act is usually accompanied by an unjustified level of excitement and almost always results in a filthy chin.
Ugh, that guy is chin deep in his burrito - somebody get him a snorkel and some baby wipes.
Chin Deep by Kilokata February 11, 2013