Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap

used by the president of the United States Of America Funny Valentine, it is the one of the most op stands in the entire series.

Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap
1: best villain is Valentine
2: fuck no its Kira not that fuckin inter dimensional communist
1: you say that because you also wanna fuck hands

Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap by Midly entertaining August 23, 2020

nevo deeds 

Regional slang in some parts of the north west of england.
Based on a person that never got any sex but has since become a general expression.

Nevo meaning never.
Deeds meaning sexual acts.

Thus never acquiring sex (not even blow jaigz)

Example 1:
Guy 1: how was clubs last night, did ya bag any piaar slags?
Guy 2: well...hmmm
Guy 1: what happened, nevo-deedz?

Example 2:

Don't wear that, that shirt = nevo deeds!

nevo deeds by Mr. Favo.P.Feiuukyn May 13, 2011

Deeds Hole 

When someone instead of penetrating an already existing hole on a person, chooses to create their own hole using one's penis. A Deeds hole can occur anywhere even intersecting with an already existing orifice.

Alternate spellings include: Deed's hole Deedshole & Deeds-hole

She wouldn't let me put in anywhere so after she fell asleep I put a Deeds hole in the side of her leg.

Deeds Hole by Tvo/Dewweck October 15, 2009

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap 

1. AC/DC song

2. The stand from Jojo's bizarre adventure part 7

3. the act of sucking one's dick for a dollar

Funny Valentine: D4C
You, not a jojo fan: what
Funny Valentine: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap by FireFlareion January 27, 2021

yellow deeds 

the process by which expelling lemonade from your bean stalk
aka pissing/urinating

Guy 1: I'll be right back. I feel I must take care of these yellow deeds that are making me uncomfortable.
Guy 2: Alright. But you better aim carefully because I just washed my white toilet.

yellow deeds by Mike Davis III February 6, 2006

Blastardly Deeds 

Blastardly Deeds (bah-last-turd-lee dee-dah-zzze)s) verb.

Blastardly deeds are deeds, action, intentions of a dastardly, blasted bastard.

There goes Ken up to his usual blastardly deeds again. Didn't he use to be a Bardtard?

Blastardly Deeds by Dragonlady58 December 31, 2020

Brown deeds

Process by which expelling fudgies from your anus. AKA Shitting.

Guy 1: Aw d00d i think i gotta do some brown deeds!
Guy 2: make sure you wipe your ass

Brown deeds by Mike davis III October 6, 2005