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Denture Capitalism 

Start-up and later stage funding provided to companies with potential for great gain or risk is typically referred to as venture capitalism. 'Denture Capitalism' captures the fact that venture capitalism is typically funded by elderly plutocrats.
'Sources report that Denture Capitalism kingpin Warren Buffett's interest in Mr. Vokonvov's innovative search engine has helped attract ample funding to the start-up.'
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100 balls faced in a game of cricket, at an impeccably low strike rate - tribute to the wrongly-dropped Sir Joe Denly
And with that, Dom Sibley brings up his double dentury - having scored 61 in the process.
dentury by EbiScienceGuy July 17, 2020

denture lab 

a nasty ass place where nasty ass dentures are made and repaired. People who work in these labs have cracked skin on their hands, and damaged lungs from breathing in dry plaster, stone and acrylic dust.
Tab works in a denture lab and will probably end up developing Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease. (C.O.P.D)from breathing in all the dust used in the process of this job. Tab tells some stomach turning stories about some of the dirty, smelly dentures that come in for repairs.
denture lab by Smelly denture June 17, 2008

Dechuring 

Behaving and performing random acts more befitting a teenager as you grow older.
My husband is dechuring. At the age of 50 he still hides to try and scare people.

no denture adventure 

When a particularly elderly woman pops out her dentures and gives you a blowjob.
Bennet: Yo Coop Charlies mom gave me the best no denture adventure ever last night

Coop: Oooh shit son!
no denture adventure by Lan-c3r June 10, 2014
A text from a male (usually one who is intoxicated, the ex-boyfriend of the recipient, or who wants to have sex with the recipient) in which the main content is a picture of the male's penis.
Emily: Dammit! Mike sent me another dicture last night!
Steve: He probably got drunk and remembered having sex with you.
dicture by EZBaked October 18, 2010

Dictures 

Cell phone photos of your junk taken to trade with young ladies of loose morals.
"Oh shit, I accidentally sent one of my Dictures to my mom! Where did I put the razor blades and sleeping pills?"
Dictures by DangerDong January 25, 2009