Degreedy 

\deˈgrē-dē\ adjective.

1: having a strong desire for academic achievement in a collegiate setting
2: One who has earned an excessive number of college degrees for their station in life: typical of over-educated professors at institutions of higher learning

"The degreedy Professor Smith has three masters degrees and a doctorate, all in separate disciplines."

"Your head is so far up the instructors ass, your degreediness is obvious to everyone."

— de·greed·i·ness noun

Degreedy by DimensionO November 3, 2010

degreediot 

A person with a university degree who is an idiot.

"That guy is so stupid that he doesn't deserve that degree. He's a Degreediot."

degreediot by blissyu2 September 26, 2019

Deceed 

The opposite of 'Exceed'

John, we have to ask you to step down from your position at our company, as your work deceeds expectations.

Deceed by Solas January 5, 2012

degreediot 

A person with a university degree who is an idiot.

John: You can trust me when I say that Atlantis is buried deep in the Atlantic Ocean because I have a degree in Ancient History.
Mark: But what about that thing by Bright Insight that proves it's in Mauritania right where it's supposed to be, with the first king being King Atlas, Atlas Mountains, and the thing looks absolutely identical to how Plato described it?
John: I have a degree and therefore you can trust that Bright Insight is wrong!
Mark: What a Degreediot.

degreediot by blissyu2 September 25, 2019

Buy Decred 

A term of endearment wishing someone good fortune and success with their endeavors. Mostly used at the end of a conversation in lieu of saying "good bye".

"Hey man, it's been great catching up with you. Hope you have a Great Day and Buy Decred."

Buy Decred by decrednation April 2, 2022

The Decree of Dual Desires 

A law that stems from ancient times, states that all men born into the world with a penis shall have at least two intense sexual desires. This rule states that a man must have at least as many fetishes as he does genatalia. Such fetishes may include, but are not limited to, foot fetish, bondage fetish, femdom fetish, hentai fetish, earlobe fetish, knee fetish, boob fetish, ass fetish, attractive singing voice fetish, etc. Of course a man may have more than 2 fetishes, but according to the decree of dual desires, a true man has at least 2.

Megan: So, Joe, you got any fetishes? ;)
Joe: I have a major foot fetish.
Megan: Is that your only one?
Joe: Yep.
Megan: What a faggot! According to the decree of dual desires, a true man has at least 2. I can't sleep with you.
Joe: NOOOOO!

The Decree of Dual Desires by EarlobeFetishMan February 4, 2014

Decreepin 

The process in which a building becomes decrepit and shitty. Can also be used for cars and structures.

That house at the end of the street from the 60's is decreepin.

Decreepin by smurfaderf January 21, 2013