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declarationism 

The legal and moral philosophy in the United States of America which proclaims that the first law enacted by the American Congress is the Declaration of Independence and that the principles set forth within this document are legally the defining factor for all aspects of American government. Declarationism holds the perception that all people are entitled to dignity through Natural-Divine Law, which guarantees the rights to Equality, Life, Liberty, the Pursuit of Happiness and Government by Consent (or just consent). Declarationism also recognizes that these rights belong to all people, not just U.S. Citizens.

Divinity, God, is recognized as existing yet encompasses and transcends the perceptions of the world's religions, including Atheism (i.e. all hold parts of the same truth.) Thus "God" is the force that causes things to exist rather it be by Intelligent Design Theory, Big Bang Theory, Innate Intelligence or other means.
Both the U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights were written using Declarationism.
declarationism by SPuebla June 10, 2016

sweeping declaration 

A broad, and life-changing statement popularized by Marshall Erikson from How I Met Your Mother.
SWEEPING DECLARATION!!!! I AM NEVER GETTING DRUNK AGAIN!

Declaration of War 

When you set the lock screen on your school computer to chocolate milk but the person who uses the computer in the period after you sets it to regular milk.
"I didn't want it to have to come to this, but your heinous acts have left me no choice. What you have presented me is a Declaration of War."
Declaration of War by Chifutakushi February 12, 2020

Declarationist 

A "Declarationist" is anyone who believes in the principles of the American Republic as outlined in the Declaration of Independence.
The candidate is running for office as a declarationist.
Declarationist by Bill Tentar January 13, 2008

Decorative Towel 

Towels that the woman (or feminine man) of the house hangs up for decorative purposes (normally seasonal). You can not dry dishes with them, dry your hands with them, use them after a shower, or look at them too hard unless of course you want to get bitched at.
Woman: Honey where did my decorative towel with the cute snowman go?
Man: I used it to dry off the dog
Woman: WTF!?! THOSE TOWELS ARE TOO NICE FOR YOU TO BE USEING THEM FOR ANYTHING USEFUL!!!
Man: BITCH DON'T MAKE ME GIVE YOU A THIRD BLACK EYE YOU ALREADY HAVE TWO!!!
Decorative Towel by Fugus June 13, 2012

Decorative Log

Intentionally leaving a shit in the toilet for others to view and be amazed by.
Lucy left Duncan a decorative log

'Wow!' said Duncan 'What's gone into that?!'
Decorative Log by Barneyfowell June 14, 2016