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Deckchaired

To be violently hit or struck with a deckchair.
"Here you! you're gettin deckchaired"
"I would have been alright if I didn't get deckchaired"
"Ahhhhhh Fackkkk...just got deckchaired"
"You wantin deckchaired?...well en"
Deckchaired by rfcjuni0r February 2, 2009

deck change 

Deciding to change on a pool deck instead of going to the locker room by wrapping a towel around oneself becasue you are either too lazy or too tired to bother. Normally involves staring from others and flashing of butt, or boobs.
Hillary was in the middle of a deck change after her swim meet because she was too tired to walk all the way to the locker room and some creepy caoch kept looking at her while she changed.
deck change by tootired February 25, 2010

dickhanger 

a golfing term in which a male golfer fails to get his tee shot past the ladies' tees and therefore must take his next shot with his pants and underwear at his ankles.
"Scotty had a bad round today. He shot so many dickhangers that he sunburned his pecker."
dickhanger by Nordic Giant March 3, 2008

deck change 

In a card game, to bring in a new deck of cards, often by calling out "Deck change!" Some players do this for good luck.
Nobody was very lucky, so everyone called for a deck change.
deck change by ??? June 1, 2004

deck change 

Having sex with a chick in the dark and then mid sex, you and your friend make a switch, so that he is now the one having sex with her.
Yo I met a chick last night and pulled a deck change on that shit!
deck change by EROYAL November 6, 2010

deckchaired

A crash in extreme sports where the person's torso is pressed in to their thighs. It is the opposite of being scorpioned. Also reverse scorpioned. scorpioned, extreme sports, X-Games, skateboarding, BMX, snowboarding, motorcross, crash, reverse scorpioned
When Jimmy tried to jump two flights of stairs, he deckchaired in the parking lot below.
deckchaired by joecoolthefool April 19, 2018