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Aimlessly and hopelessly attempting to achieve a goal that is already lost.

Derives meaning from the phrase, "rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic."
"Mike is clearly going to fail his Criminal Law final. His studying is nothing but deck chairs."
by TBLBHK May 03, 2006
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A variant of the Missionary sexual position, wherein the woman's knees are drawn fully back, her ankles often resting on the man's shoulders. The couple resembles an open deck chair.
If a woman can work at attaining a figure supple enough to do a deckchair, she can be assured of some very satisfying sex.
by wiz tooth April 10, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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