Deck d'Arcy 

Bassis for french-rooted band Phoenix. He usualy wears thick rimmed glasses, skinny pants and bed-head hair. very french euro-pop and arguably the hottest member of the band.

duude, i saw Phoenix last night and Deck d'Arcy looked right at me!

Deck d'Arcy by shazaym June 14, 2010

Upper Deck Deluxe

Where you do a standard Upper Decker (take a dump into the Upper toilet tank), BUT you have disconnected the chain beforehand so that some poor sap has to reach into your poop soup to even flush it.

That bitch pissed me off so bad, I got her back with a full upper decker deluxe so she'd have full shit hands after fixing it.

Upper Deck Deluxe by Ed Bodine September 11, 2005

top deck dump

Pooping in the cistern (toliet tank).

The bathroom stinks to high heaven because some total fartknocker (a true buttweed) took a top deck dump!!!

top deck dump by Telephony January 5, 2011

top deck dump

Pooping in the cistern (toliet tank).

The bathroom stinks to high heaven because some total fartknocker (a true buttweed) took a top deck dump!!!

top deck dump by Telephony January 5, 2011

National Tech Deck Day 

The day to tech deck with your fingerboard November 25th make sure to get your tricks in.

Its national tech deck day

National Tech Deck Day by National tech deck day November 24, 2019

Deck dick December 

A free pass to slap a guys dick. Guy/girls! If it’s a guy it’s not gay it’s just deck dick December. Girls just need to have fun. Deck, slap, kick, grab, or squeeze. Your choice. It’s a free pass for everyone all month of December!!!

You wanna hide your cock because it’s deck dick December!!!

Deck dick December by Big man 60 October 10, 2019

deck dresser 

A girl who uses a photo of herself in a dress on a deck or porch as her profile photo on social media. Sometimes carries an implication of blandness or “basic.”

Brad: “Hey, a girl just messaged me on Facebook!”
Chad: “Yeah she’s cute but she’s a total deck dresser.”

deck dresser by Maloons July 29, 2020