Decidedly unimpressive 

Ben Pierce’s penis

“I already told you my dick is decidedly unimpressive.”

“It’s like a volcano in the Adirondacks.”

Decidedly unimpressive by Whimsyravioli July 24, 2018

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? 

A reply to a thread on 4chan's /v/ board about the Wii game The Conduit. Due to it's complete and utter lack of coherence, and therefore high comedic potential, /v/irgins jumped on it and began to spread it across the rest of 4chan and Youtube. Extensive research has ended with this meaning (from knowyourmeme.com):

Original:

“Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Rephrased:

“Has anyone really decided as to even go that far in wanting to do to look more like so?”

Deciphered:

“Has any video game company really taken such measure to make a game so realistic?"

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? by lawngiant July 13, 2009

decided to not publish it 

Stupid phrase uttered by stupid Urban Dictionary editiors when they don't want to publish someone's definition on Urban dictionary without giving a clear reason

UD: Thanks for your definition of ........!

Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.

To get a better idea of what editors publish and reject, sign up as an Urban Dictionary Editor here: ..................

Urban Dictionary

Me: TELL ME the F*@#ING REASON why it is not published man! This is no facist dictator regime!

decided to not publish it by vcharlie November 18, 2013

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally! 

When the people at Urban Dictionary hate you, despite your word perfectly fitting on the website.

Guy: OMG URBAN DICTIONARY EMAILED ME!
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Guy: :(

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally! by Milky Dash November 25, 2016

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it.

When the editors didn’t publish your definition because they stinky

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it.
Goddamnit

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. by Swiftfoul20 September 9, 2020

Plot-Devicedly 

An adjective denoting something that is, or is closely related to a plot device. The phrase is used to make plot devices blatantly obvious for what they are, and thus can be considered to be of significance to humor that intentionally breaks the fourth wall.

John leapt into the vat of radioactive waste, which plot-devicedly gave him super powers instead of radiation poisoning.

The heel of Mary's shoe suddenly snapped, sending her to the floor and plot-devicedly allowing her to evade the killer's axe.

The staggering blow would have been fatal to any normal human, but plot-devicedly enough Jack was the last survivor of an ancient race and the magic in his blood kept him alive; though removing all conflict from the story in doing so.

Plot-Devicedly by Kardas W. Fox December 22, 2008

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally! 

The email check of shame. When you realize that all hopes and dreams of publishing that one definition on Urban Dictionary that made you die of laughter to yourself while stuck in quarantine are gone, gone, gone.

Phone: *makes email notification sound*
Me: *drops everything and opens email faster than the speed of light*
Email: A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally!
Me: Well that's just great.

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it. Don't take it personally! by Pialinist June 21, 2020