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8. Shatting
The act of cheating, lying, deceiving, cheating, playing ho's, and just plain being a dirtbag.
"Elissa came over and i got head. Then me and Kelly went to get ice cream. and then i fucked Chel in the back seat of my car. I was Shatting hardcore."
9. stealthy
cunning and deceiving

-this is to ashleigh and emily:]
"hey, you want to hear a story?"
"Sure."
"Well, the other day I was at school, there are a lot of asians and gingers there..and i was stealthy and creeped up on this one asian, WHO WAS SITTING NEXT TO A GINGER!"
"Why..this is crazy!"
"I know right!? I was being cunning and deceiving!"
10. rosannie
noun. (rro - sa - knee) A strong charactered individual who can be deceiving just by looks. Very goal oriented and never stops. If you attempt to break a Rosannie's heart, it will just chip/ surely get over it and move on with life. Life to a Rosannie is about being happy and doing what is best for themselves. If you happen to run into a Rosannie, you must be as cool as they are or be on the same level to form a close bond. A Rosannie can be trusted and loved for infinity.
I wish I were just like Rosannie
11. Karen
A Karen is a bitchy hoebag that is manipulative and deceiving. Always appears pleasant but is twisted in the mind. Be careful because a Karen is a control freak and will change a person from being laid back to a tense state of frustration. A Karen will twist your words so be careful of what you say around her. She often belittles people to the point of tears so don't feel bad about yourself, its just the way she is. More often than not a Karen will pretend to be funny but is really just being condescending (on purpose). Good luck to you if you are to ever meet a Karen.
Karen is a bitch.
12. Myspace Pic
An extremely deceiving self-portrait taken from a limited number of specific angles where said person actually appears attractive. This photo style can hide such unattractive qualities as double chins, triple chins, excess “gumminess”, acne, quadruple chins, big noses, bad hair, no hair, obesity, and poor hygiene.

This effect can be quantitatively measured and is described by the following equation to solve for deceptiveness.

Deceit = (Angle of camera from horizontal) / (percentage of body shown) / (# of available profile pictures)

Note: Often taken using the reflection of a bathroom mirror.
You looked better in your myspace pic. And flush your toilet before your photo-shoot next time.
13. or
Word used at the end of a trailing sentence to mask an attempt at indimidating an unsuspecting colleague or peer into carrying out a menial and/or demeaning task on a person's behalf. This then liberates the deceiving party to then engage in self promotional behaviour to partake only in activities perceived to be socially ascending and/or career enhancing while causing the victim to be fated to carry the burden with no opportunity for redemption.
DK: Are you taking this smelly printer into the factory while I go help the execs with their video conference or....

or.....

DK: Are you going to install these 30 applications onto the user's obsolete PC over the next 4 hours while I do my expenses from my high profile business trip or.....
14. White Chocolate
A person generally associated with the definition of African-American and dark black skin, while maintaining a surprisingly and often deceiving personality shared with nerdy white people.
Cop 1: "Let's pull that guy over he's black!"
Cop 2: "Good idea!"
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White Chocolate: "May i help you officer, i was just enjoying my chamomile tea!"
Cop 1: "False alarm just a White Chocolate."
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