"He went home to change his clothes. It was urgent."
"Well he was in a meeting, and just had to fart, or so his ass promised him. Massive pressure. He finally lets 'er go. Well it turns out he shat some, too; he was deceived by his own ass into thinking it was just gas, but it had mass".
"Yes, filthy deceiving ass. Never trust a fart!"
"Amen to that, brother."
Rob: 'yeah, i'd do her.'
(person gets closer)
'Oh no! deceiver!'
Bra technology has been dramatically improved over recent years and it has recently become very difficult to tell what a girl's breasts will look like naked. By the time you find out, it is already too late.
Matt - Ah man, I thought she was hot, I got her home but she had deceivers.
Kevin - Damn, I feel your pain...