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Your ass tells you you need to fart, gotta let one go, and right now. Upon sphincter relaxation, you discover the backlog in there wasn't all just the 3rd state of matter. Nope. There was some liquid, and some solid, too. You have been...deceived. And you need to change your shorts, at a minimum.
"Where's Bob?"
"He went home to change his clothes. It was urgent."
"What happened?"
"Well he was in a meeting, and just had to fart, or so his ass promised him. Massive pressure. He finally lets 'er go. Well it turns out he shat some, too; he was deceived by his own ass into thinking it was just gas, but it had mass".
"Deceiver!"
"Yes, filthy deceiving ass. Never trust a fart!"
"Amen to that, brother."
deceiver by Le Fartier April 12, 2010
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deceiver • deceivery • Deciever • deceiver pic • decenver • Beaver Deceiver • apphrodite deceiver • Bieber deceiver • Bloodline Deceiver • Dirty Deciever

deceiver pic 

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when a fat girl takes a pic (generally at high angle) to make herself appear non fat.
that girl has deceiver pics on her myspace page, ew.
deceiver pic by Tridot July 12, 2010
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Beaver deceiver 

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A gay man who flies under a womans gaydar, and appears to be straight
Marisa thought she was on her way to a hookup last night, but the guy turned out to be a beaver deceiver.
Beaver deceiver by Ben Hawks December 14, 2008
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wide deceiver 

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While engaging in doggy-style intercourse, the male tells his partner he is about to cum, but instead spits on her back. She, thinking her partner is finished, roles over to find a hard cock in her face shooting cum in her eyes and/or hair.
My chick lost vision in her right eye after I gave her a wicked wide deceiver.
wide deceiver by Devinstation March 12, 2008
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Bloodline Deceiver 

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Moon in Timeless Miracle's song "Curse of the Werewolf".
Bloodline deceiver this is my call
I am the blazing full moon
Bloodline deceiver I gaze from above
I bring the madness that makes your blood boil
Bloodline Deceiver by tumppi000 June 15, 2011
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false light luciferian deceiver 

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A luciferian POS who preaches the coexistence of the DARK and the LIGHT so that the dark can feed off of the light as they have quite literally done with mixing 'jesus' with 'christ' ...separate the two because they are not the same. You have, a heavily suppressed DIVINE MOTHER OF ALL CREATION and 'CHRIST' INCARNATE, HER VESSEL.. IS A SHE. BUT THE FALSE LIGHT LUCIFERIAN DECEIVER AGENDA ENTAILS MASS KILLING HUMANITY AND THE DOLLAR AND GETTING RICH OFF CRYPTOCURRENCY WITH YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS TRAPPED IN THE METAVERSE/5D/SO CALLED HEAVEN ON EARTH WITH THEM AS THE NEW CONTROLLERS OF YOUR 'REANIMATABLE HELL'....This was about trapping and torturing GOD'S BLOODLINE to death over and over as primary energy source. CREATORS IN CONTROL THO, deceivers fail.
The False light luciferian deceiver agenda entails slaughtering humanity, killing the dollar and them getting rich off cryptocurrency with OUR CONSCIOUSNESS TRAPPED IN THE METAVERSE and then as the new controllers.
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