Deparchment 

A beverage that quenches the thirst of someone who is parched. Thus relieving their parchment.

Man I'm thirsty, I better get some deparchment.

Deparchment by Djent_2 January 12, 2019

law of detachment

In mathematical logic, the Law of Detachment says that if the following two statements are true:

(1) If p, then q.

(2) p
Then we can derive a third true statement:

(3) q.

Damn dude! I'm doing lesson 2.3 on the law of detachment in my geometry book!

law of detachment by greendevil32 September 8, 2016

Emotional Detachment 

The inability to feel or recognise any basic human emotions as anyone would.

After suffering that much trauma I was diagnosed as having emotional detachment.

Emotional Detachment by CityBoiz June 2, 2022

Retinal Detachment 

A sight threatening eye problem effecting one out of every 10,000 people. This serious condition can be treated with surgery or by leaving your basement and getting off of Tumblr.

My retinal detachment doesnt keep me from finding all the creppyiest memes and hotdog leg pics.

Retinal Detachment by D2theMO January 7, 2014

Deparchment 

The paper presented to an individual at graduation when the qualification is revoked.

Mike recieved deparchment at his graduation last week.

Deparchment by auttua July 8, 2011

Rectal Detatchment 

When some poor bastard has been badly constipated for ages and finally manages to go..... The bowel movement that follows is so horrifically brain bursting that it literally feels like the arse is going to detatch itself from the rest of the body...

Can also apply to the result of too much bum love....

*helen goes to the loo, hoping that this time she will be in luck and finally manage to empty her bowels..*

helen: "OHMYGOD!!!! JIM I THINK MY ARSE IS GOING TO FALL OFF!!!!!"

jim: "dont worry, i will look up rectal detatchment online, im sure we can fix it dear"

Rectal Detatchment by little miss offhernut June 16, 2010

Brachial Detachment

During sex, your arm suddenly falls off onto your partners chest. Like with Leprocy.

I was going hard when suddenly to my partner's displeasure, I succumbed to Brachial Detachment.

Brachial Detachment by Lachlan Days October 19, 2006