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The one thing that, being completely relentless and inevitable, you need not worry about.
Death? Why the hell should I care about Death? She get's one shot at me and then I'm in the clear.
by Galen Deepinglen August 05, 2004
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The end of all. The opposite of life.
*knock knock*

Entity at door: Hello, my name's Grim Reaper and I've come to take you...

Unshaven man wearing only his boxers: Oh, your that death guy right? Ok, just wait for a second while I get my shoes.

Entity at door: No
by Reverend Chaos September 03, 2003
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some call it the end, some call it the beginning.

1. I call it the time of my life when I am settled firmly in the ground, rotting and beginning to smell and occupying space that will inevitibly violated by desperate citizens of the future world who, fearful of the diminishing land mass of their landfills, unearth my shrunken corpse of bones and worms and hastily send me to a creamatorium. There, and only there will I be able to reak havoc on those retched, materialistic bastards by unleashing my virulent, miniscule dust cells into their children's sleeping nasal cavities.

2. Or, you could call it the end of life.
Death Death Death Death Death Death Death Death
by Chadwick Jones March 18, 2004
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1. A horrible disease that's almost as bad a pregnancy. Symptoms include not living anymore, your body decaying, all of your money and possessions being given to relatives you may or may not know, and your body being put underground forever or being set on fire.

2. Like sleep, only more permanent.

3. Sleep's cousin.
1. Joe got hit by a bus and caught death.

2. Mom: O, Jimmy, grandma isn;t sleeping, she's dead!
Jimmy: Nooooooo!

3. Sleep: Hi, Death!
Death: Yo wusup?
Sleep: Want to come over? I have some Tim Burton movies u might like.
Death: SWEET! K I'll b ther in an hour.
Sleep: K.
by the pwn3r March 03, 2007
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Something you must not fear, never.
I do not fear death I will be right here waiting for it until its my time to go
by Glycerine13433 February 22, 2008
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One of the many thing that could happen to you at IKEA
You could die at IKEA
by Triple J May 01, 2005
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1. The act of dying; termination of life.
2. The state of being dead.
3. The cause of dying: Drugs were the death of him.
4. A manner of dying: a heroine's death.
5. often Death A personification of the destroyer of life, usually represented as a skeleton holding a scythe.
6. a. Bloodshed; murder.
b. Execution.
7. Law. Civil death.
8. The termination or extinction of something: the death of imperialism.
The end of life; the permanent cessation of vital bodily functions, as manifested in humans by the loss of heartbeat, the absence of spontaneous breathing, and brain death.
by Keith Godat February 05, 2006
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