Robert: How was the school's football game?
Emily: We were doing good up until 3rd quarter. After that we just died. We lost 23-32.
I'm dead serious!!!
The ONLY good death metal band.
The only good death metal band ever.
Death Metal Moron: Wat abt Cannimibal Courpse?!
Me: Cannibal Corpse is effing gay.
Death Metal Moron: I'll rip out yer putrid maggot nfestid ientestines and forse you to have gehy sexxx with ur preachrs corpse.
Me: Dude you are a fucking moron.
Some Random Guy: Do I have to?
Grim Reaper: Yeah. Everyone has to face death sometime.
Ok, lemme get my shoe-*Bang*
Grim Reaper: Hey! I was supposed to kill him you dumb prick!
Shotgun Guy: Oh... My bad.