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An endless race. You start to run as soon as your body starts to form. Some are slow and the race is over quickly. For the fast the race takes time, but know that death is always quicker. That gap will close and you will fall into death's grasp like the billions before you. There are a rare few who refuse to play it's game. They turn and charge at death dodging it's flaying hands. The defiance is powerful, but the game is over quicker.
I have had a good run, but now i shall fall to death's grasp.
Yes grandfather.
by A dot on a page January 07, 2013
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1. The end of the world as you know it.

2. A universal experience that occurs in all known life forms.

3, The most persistent mystery of all time.

4. The ultimate excuse for missing work.

5. Inevitable; the best reason to party excessively.

6. The point at which life delivers its punchline.
Death: Get it?

You, upon dying: Yep!
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The possible result of encountering 100% of stuff in this world. Anything can kill you.

Seriously.

Means the opposite of life.

No use being afraid; it's inevitable.

See dead, darkness, Grim Reaper, The End, An encounter with Chuck Norris.
Death can be a result of:

Not drinking water.

Not eating food.

Eating too much food.

Car accidents.

STDs.

A toothpick.

A pickax.

You get the idea.
by TJWFTW January 01, 2010
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1. Loss of all feeling and abillity you once knew.(Maybe)

2. A word.(duh)

3. Somthing to fear.

4. Somthing to look forward too.

5. Somthing we will and must accept.
Some want to experience death and some do not, either way its going to happen.
by Thatwongi December 14, 2009
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Picture a really small mouse that just happens to also be the master of all things. Then one day he doesn't like you.
Hey look a mouse. Why don't you like me? Oh, you're a death mouse...OK.
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the old wive's tale that your hair and teeth still grow after you die is wordbullshit/word. Your skin shrinks, making it appear as if your nails and hair grow.
When you feel impatient turn to your left and ask advice from death
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What happens when you eat to much poison or junk food, fall really high, get hit by a car, train etc. get shot, beaten to death, get blown up, crash your car, plane, heli etc. or just die normally.
Grim Reaper: Ok, you gotta die now, you've lived too long.
Some Random Guy: Do I have to?
Grim Reaper: Yeah. Everyone has to face death sometime.
Ok, lemme get my shoe-*Bang*
Grim Reaper: Hey! I was supposed to kill him you dumb prick!
Shotgun Guy: Oh... My bad.
by Tony Scarface Montana October 18, 2008
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