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13.
When everthing goes dark,
When everyone is gone,
When you finally see what that bright light really is.
Th eonly thing i fear in life is death,
Not beacause Everything's over,
Not because everyones gone,
Because of the darkness...
by Molly February 28, 2005
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8.
Death's not a bad guy, he's just really good at his job.
-- Terry Pratchett, author of the Discworld series
by dolphin March 14, 2005
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9.
The only guaranteed part of life.
Death is just a part of life.
by The_James February 17, 2008
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10.
a possible side effect from doing many things
such as: stepping in front of on coming traffic, drinking too much, thinking that signs that say "hazard" "dangerous" "poisonous" are just bluffs and running with scissor outside while flying a kite at night near a power plant
by Chili-D July 16, 2003
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11.
Nature's way of reminding you that health foods don't work.
She had a lovely death, up to her eyeballs in water biscuits and cucumber sandwiches.
by Fearman June 09, 2007
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12.
some call it the end, some call it the beginning.

1. I call it the time of my life when I am settled firmly in the ground, rotting and beginning to smell and occupying space that will inevitibly violated by desperate citizens of the future world who, fearful of the diminishing land mass of their landfills, unearth my shrunken corpse of bones and worms and hastily send me to a creamatorium. There, and only there will I be able to reak havoc on those retched, materialistic bastards by unleashing my virulent, miniscule dust cells into their children's sleeping nasal cavities.

2. Or, you could call it the end of life.
Death Death Death Death Death Death Death Death
by Chadwick Jones March 18, 2004
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14.
What happens after the Grim Reaper touches you.
Grim Reaper: "Hello, im Grim Reaper, pleased to meet you.
*Holds hand out to shake hands*
Person: *Drops dead*
Grim Reaper: Ive got to stop doing that.
by Anadonia October 20, 2003
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