Rubert gave Mrs. Robinson death jizz last night.
A very potent deadly semen, from when a man consumes a lot of poison and glass so that they are contained within his semen, which he will then proceed to go to his enemy and penetrate their asshole, thus releasing his man juices into their body. The semen will tear the victim from the inside and cause a rather unpleasant death. The victim then falls to the ground, and the corpse starts spewing out the victor's babies. The ultimate example of dominance!
Dave "Well that would explain the plethora of offspring you have running around"