| 1. | death by phone | ||
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Death by phone is mentally dying by a single message sent from the other person who you were currently chatting with. First you are in a good conversation with the opposite sex (or the same) about your relationship. Then all of the sudden the sender sends a message so off topic and so disturbing to you that you mentally die because of the amount of stress that the message has put onto you brain.
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| 2. | death metal | ||
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A less looked at form of music, mostly used by people who do not like the way music is supposidly used on stations like the so-called "MTV", which used to stand for Music Television, but, it really should change to "RTV", Reality/Rap Television.
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Whenever "Rap" is not on it is a reality show, and vice-versa. Most people who do not like Death Metal, refer to the ones that do as "Goths", when goths listen to much different things, specificly Goth Metal. Most people who say these things are most likly 1 of a fewe things, niggers as in ignorant, Emos, or even those who just go along with the said others. Death metal was never really "Started", Rock just slowly evolved into what is called "Metal", and eventually became other things, mostly another word with metal at the end (Death metal), adn is much different than the last, if you acctually take the time to give an acctual reason why they are different or the same, you must acctually study them, insted of spewing a bunch of crap, thinking that whatever you say is right, when what you consider to be "Death Metal" are bands like Limp Bizkit (Metal/rap) or SlipKnoT (Mallcore). Death Metal bands are really never shown on T.V., unless of course a child happened to listen to a death metal song once, either... |
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| 3. | talking smack | ||
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An arrestable offence in Espanola, NM; one is said to be talking smack when using Mexican expletives in reference to the small-mindedness, arrogance and stupidity of police officers. Punishable by death in some South American and Middle Eastern countries, it is only enforced in the USA in Espanola, NM and Bumfukk, GA. "Hey ma, come pick me up, this "coolon" (spelling?) is harrasing me". This is an example of talking smack on the phone while an officer of the law is staring you down.
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| 4. | Death Club | ||
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A word used as a cover to describe something that would be looked down upon by others or that would change people's view of participants.
The origin of the word comes from playing D and D. Said game can be discussed openly and in public with use of the term "Death Club" so those around are kept completely oblivious to the actual going-ons. The word can be used for any activity that needs be kept secret from those who are not a member of the prestigious and exclusive few involved. Dave: "So then he tripped, fell, and smashed his own face in with his mace."
Jeremy: "haha, he maced himself to death!" (Copious laughter) Cute girl passing by: "What on earth are you guys talking about?" Dave: "Just Death Club..." |
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| 5. | conga | ||
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A term used in reference to a joke revolving around two travelers that enter a forbidden realm in Africa. The price for entering the forbidden realm is CONGA, an alternative to death by the african natives.
The first traveler, not knowing what CONGA is, finds himself choosing CONGA instead of death. A group of men then promptly put him on a table and rape his body in every orifice (see "HOLE"). Hard. The second traveler, seeing this atrocity, decides he would rather die than be submitted to CONGA. "VERY WELL," Says the African Warlord. "YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH... By CONGA!!!" And so is the joke. CONGA is a word often repeated by those entranced by it's powerful meaning. "CONGA!!!"
"What the hell you are you talking about, asshat? Cut that shit out." "...CONGA!!!" |
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| 6. | Caught in a Mosh | ||
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1. While on a Metal/Hardcore/Punk/ concert you(sometimes unwillingly) find yourself in the middle of a Mosh Pit, with all the craziness that ensues from such an activity. Although the pit can be quite harsh, it can also be fun as hell.
2. An awesome song by Thrash Metal band Anthrax; a true anthem for those who enjoy the afore-mentioned activity. 1. Dude, I was Caught in a Mosh last night in Death by Stereo's gig. I wanted to keep it civil, but damn! It was awesome.
2. Which one of these words don't you understand? I'm Caught in a mosh. Talking to you is like clapping with one hand. What is? caught in a mosh! |
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| 7. | Rap | ||
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Horrible music. I have some good reasons for having this opinion too.
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I used to be around rap all the time, and really.. it all sounded the same. Same beat all the time, and very identical voices (seeing as most rappers are black and have similar voices). The only thing that really changes are the sound effects in the back. Not only that, but most mainstream rap is about, yup - you got it: Sex, drugs, money, violence, racism against whites, and gangsta life. I'm not stereotyping, because I KNOW not all rap is about this. But really.. how many examples can you give besides people such as 2pac, Kayne West or Mos Def? 2pac wasn't really any different from today's rappers. He too made songs about life in the ghettos, and being a gangsta. He made songs about shooting cops, and committing other various crimes. These really aren't some standards I'd want to live by. Wouldn't you agree? And Kayne West... he recently exposed his racist personality by talking about how whites don't care about black people, and how he thinks that everything that happens is because ... |
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