Deadphones 

Head/earphones that no longer work

Guy 1: Dude can I borrow some headphones? I wonna listen to some sweet beats.

Guy 2: No, sorry dude.

Guy 1: Why, I thought you just got Dre Beats last week.

Guy 2: Yeah but they no longer work, they're Deadphones.

Guy 1: Man that sucks.

Deadphones by sieffy13 June 25, 2012

Deasoned

To have a request denied repeatedly despite meeting the requirements. Usually used in the past tense for stronger effect. A compound of "DE-nied" for no "rEASON".

"Dude, my application got rejected for a third time. I got Deasoned again."

Deasoned by capitalk_23 March 5, 2015

Deadstock 

Brand New. Never worn, Never Tried and would usually include a box for the shoes.

"Up for auction are some DS Nike Air Jordan's in a size 10, they have been never been worn and/or tried on."

Deadstock by IWMJ June 15, 2005

Deadzone 

the area of space where your shoulder blocks the wind so you can light a bowl

-My deadzone is huge man!!
-I took a huge hit in my deadzone.
-This bowl is so much easier to light in my deadzone!

Deadzone by DBreal March 27, 2013

Deadphone 

A person whose phone battery is always low or empty, despite any proximity to a charging cable.

I can never get ahold of Miranda, she's such a deadphone!

Deadphone by McKnowin July 29, 2015

deadsonaldo 

Deadsonaldo is a mocking nickname of Cristiano Ronaldo, the portuguese football player, given to him, because of his dead son.

-B...but ronaldo won rigged ucls
-Deadsonaldo

deadsonaldo by GiveMePenalty August 5, 2023

denstone college 

Cocaine addicted schoffel twats

denstone college Rah where’s my bacci

denstone college by Guesswho.hehe May 1, 2021