Dead Mouse 

When a guy sends an unwanted dick pic.
'I can see you're proud of it but I'm going to throw it away without ever touching it.'

Exchanged numbers with David yesterday and he dropped a dead mouse on me last night.

Dead Mouse by Anon1Adult June 30, 2016

Deadmau5ed 

ded-mahys-ed –adjective
1. Deadmau5ed: too much bumpin' and partying while listening to Electro House, Dubstep, Dance, Techno or Electronic music for hours and hours and hours on end until you finally get... Deadmau5ed.

Live4Trance2010 partied so hard last night that I got Deadmau5ed. How did I get home? =/
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Deadmau5ed by Phart Daily November 12, 2010

deadhorse 

Sticking your dick in a chick who is passed out.

"You should have seen the bittie I deadhorsed last night, she was so passed out!

deadhorse by Bob Peach November 25, 2005

Deadhorse 

What Trump has been beating on since he started to run for president. He's talking about nothing but himself, open your eyes. fuck Hillary too though. Vote for Jim Carrey.

Trump's whole campaign is based of the fact that Hillary is like the worst solution and Trump is only slightly better. He has plans that he can't say so instead he beats a deadhorse and talks about himself in order to waste time. on the contrary Hillary will avoid talking about herself. Both are liers.

Deadhorse by Abriel Ole September 13, 2016

Demouser

A term that refers to a cat, based on cats being known as a mouse's natural predator. Name for cats that imply that they are the bane of a mouse's existence.

Friend: "oh I see you have a cat. i bet he's good at catching them mice huh?"
Owner: "oh yes, he's a very good little demouser."

Demouser by BioHaz8888 October 15, 2019

dead mouse 

When a female places her used tampon in a toilet and doesn't flush it.

"What skank left a dead mouse in the toilet?"

Jane left a dead mouse for her boyfriend because he kept peeing on the seat.
(as a prank)

dead mouse by J.S.C August 14, 2006

Dead Mouse Mug 

The face you make when somebody gives you an inappropriate gift. Like when your cat brings you a dead mouse. You appreciate the effort but you can't fathom their thinking.

Dude! I guess Aunt Clara forgot you're not twelve anymore. You should have seen your Dead Mouse Mug when you realized she'd given you PJ's again for Christmas!

Dead Mouse Mug by SJ@24th June 22, 2010