deadmans blue balls 

When a man dies from overdosing on viagra and continues to have an erection after death.

Dude, Grandpa Joe had to have the casket left open because he has deadmans blue balls!!!

deadmans blue balls by Mandy && Tyler May 1, 2006

deadman wonderland 

An anime/manga series set a few years after a severe earthquake in Japan. A floating man in a red suit comes into a high school classroom and kills all the students except for one, Ganta Igarashi. Ganta is accused of murdering all his classmates and sent to an amusement park-like prison called Deadman Wonderland, aka the most twisted prison in the world. Prisoners are forced to battle each other on live TV, have body parts removed, etc. While at the prison, Ganta discovers his "Branch of Sin," the ability to manipulate his own blood. As he learns more about this ability, he starts to realize he may finally break free, and get revenge on the Red Man that murdered his friends.

Person 1: "Have you seen Deadman Wonderland?"
Person 2: "Yes! It's so awesome and intense! I feel so bad for poor Ganta though!"

deadman wonderland by AnimeRat October 27, 2013

Dead mans handjob 

The act of copulating ones self with a hand that has fallen asleep from lack of circulation

Yo man I woke up with a numb hand today so I gave myself a dead mans handjob.

Dead mans handjob by Dannybear&Clineq June 6, 2012

Deadman 

To have a sleep so deep that one is almost unconscious. A nap.

Pete had a tough day so he's going to have a deadman

Deadman by Battyguy August 28, 2013

Dead Mans Last Laugh 

When you roll a dead body over and air escapes out of the body’s rectum.

I rolled a dead guy over one time and the guy queefed right in my face.

Oh dang dude he gave you the dead mans last laugh.

Dead Mans Last Laugh by Narrow.Complex October 22, 2019

dead mans click 

where the trigger of a gun is pulled but there is no ammunition in the chamber to be fired.

jimmy aimed at the clay , pulled the trigger and got dead mans click GODAMN-he shouted

dead mans click by Wh1ttaker January 21, 2009

Deadman’s Nut

The act of a man edging for a 90 day period in order to release a nut so incredibly large it could lead to dehydration, seizures, cardiac arrest, or even death. The production is so vast and volatile that others within the “splash zone “ are often left with lasting mental and physical trauma. Although warned of the possible horrors, many men still attempt the “Vikings Deed” to this very day. Legend has it that every US president is the direct product of insemination via a Deadman’s Nut.

I heard Big Jon is the 75th day of the Deadman’s Nut, I hope Cait gets her Frog Toggs in time

Deadman’s Nut by StatDaddy April 21, 2020