deadend friend

A friend that over the years you have become attached to for unknown reasons. It is usually someone you have invested a lot of time and money in, all in good fun, for a while. They always let you down but you can't seem to stop hanging with them or helping them. They are typically low lifers who take what they can get from anyone and leave everyone thinking they're a good friend, until they're gone.

"i thought debbie was gonna be there for me, turns out she's just my deadend friend."
"why bother go pick debbie up for the party? she's just a deadend friend."

deadend friend by Jenn Cansler September 26, 2008

deadernshit 

Something so dead it could literally be a pile of dung extract.

*Horse falls over dead* The owner walks up to it and says, “welp, my horse is deadernshit.”

deadernshit by Boots7 November 4, 2020

deadest 

When something is so dead the word dead wont be enough

DayZ is the deadest it has ever deadet

deadest by Deadest HUMAN March 12, 2018

Deadender 

A moviegoer who stays till the very end, through the credits. Motivation for such behavior includes the chance of a post-credits scene, paying respect to the many creators of the film, avoiding the crowd at the exit, waiting for one's skin and eyes to recover from a lacrymal profusion, pointing out unique names in the credits, enjoying the music, or just appreciating the dark.

"Just to warn you," she said, settling into her red velvet seat, "I'm a deadender."
"That's okay," he responded, reaching over and taking a handful of popcorn, "so am I."

Deadender by Furquis January 4, 2013

Deadness 

Deadness is when you are so tired; either from taking so many sedatives or from just being so fucking tired it's unreal!

Deadness

Niall P: What's up with you cockmeist, you seem agitated...
Owen L: Nothin', just pure deadness right now, probably need a ciggie.

Deadness by Owen Lang & Niall Phillips April 27, 2017

deadest 

When Something is so dead that the word Dead isnt enough.

DayZ is the deadest it has ever been

deadest by Deadest HUMAN March 12, 2018

Deaders

Another word for dead

Me nan’s deaders you nonce

Deaders by Justin Hammerton December 11, 2018