Deader than a doornail

When something is so dead as to not have any life left in it , as not to even be able to be revived .

I don't think I'm gonna be able to get your car started , that battery is deader than a doornail !

Deader than a doornail by dragonboy8586 June 22, 2020

Art Deadeau 

Pronounced: Art Dead-o

Being too lazy to throw away a dead plant so you call it art. A take off of the word art nouveau.

Person A: I'm going to throw away that dead plant.

Person B: Wait. No. I like it. It is art.

Person A: It's art deadeau.

Art Deadeau by U2kid January 13, 2011

deader 

To make something deader, you must first kill it, then kill it a second time (and maybe a third time, just to be on the safe side)

I killed Shmouze, and to make sure he didn't come back as a zombie, I made him deader.

deader by CartlidgeIsGay December 30, 2008

deadarse 

Same as "deadass" but for british niggas.

British nigga 1: What did you do with her last night?
British nigga 2: Oh mate, i deadarse got her to pull out her jubblies and had a nice shag.

deadarse by uzileopard April 13, 2018

Deadware

Apps, programs, games, and other software that are broken and abandoned because they didn’t turn a turn an immediate profit for the publisher.

The software is therefore “dead” to whoever created it, as in when one person tells another, “You’re dead to me.”

Some Person: Hey, what’s up with ONRUSH? There’s so much wrong with it, but there are no updates and Codemasters won’t answer emails about it.

Another Person: It’s deadware, my friend. The original company disavows all knowledge of ever having made it, despite their name being all over it.

Deadware by c December 7, 2019

deadernshit 

Something so dead it could literally be a pile of dung extract.

*Horse falls over dead* The owner walks up to it and says, “welp, my horse is deadernshit.”

deadernshit by Boots7 November 4, 2020

deadward 

what the popular sparkling vampire of the twilight series should really be referred to as.

edward cullen is a vampire. vampires are dead. dead + edward = deadward.

deadward by suck it twihards December 12, 2009