When you have to jerk off at least 3-7 times a day. Before work, after work. (even if you are running late) Before the gym, after the gym. Before mowing the grass, after mowing the grass. Before sex....the problem is you jerked off so many times now that your partner wants to have sex , in result you are just stuck with a limp , beat up, lonely, sore hot dog.

Dude, I jerked off so many times today when Amy and I tried to fuck I couldn't even get it hard. Must be a part of my Deaddickation.

Deaddickation by OCMD January 7, 2016

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Deadcheck

The action of checking if a friend/roommate is still alive after not seeing them for an odd length of time.

Guy 1: Have you seen Bob lately?
Guy 2: You should probably call in a deadcheck.
Guy 1: Nah, maybe if he's not back by Monday- I think he went to Vegas.

Deadcheck by Vienot May 21, 2011

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Dechickefy

The process of removing a chicken or other bird (who is afraid like a chicken) such as a parrot from an unwanted location, especially a chicken or parrot perched on your person such as on your head or shoulder.

He had to dechickefy his brother since the parrot would not get off his shoulder by itself.

Dechickefy by dj1 September 24, 2011

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Deadchi

The act of Tanaka trying to hit the volleyball onto the other side of the net. Tanaka nice kill.

Sugamama isn't here at the moment. He is with Deadchi. Tanaka nice kill.

Deadchi by haikyuufanlol125 September 12, 2020

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