A pussy that has definitely been infected with some noxious substance that renders it completely useless to the owner, and possibly deadly to the user.
"Hey, Dave, how'd you get on with that bint last night?"
"Oh christ, Wilko, I wished I hadn't even set foot in that club!"
"Why mate? Something bad happen?"
"Yeah, there I was feeling around her underwear in the dark, and I felt my fingers being burnt by acid, and her flesh gave way to bone, then she was sick on me. And to top it all off, my arm's been burnt off at the elbow!"
"Oh jesus, Dave! Looks like you were feeding a dead cat last night!"
"Yer right, Wilko, I'll have to get rid of the body now..."
by magicalpat September 11, 2006
1 Word related to deadcat
Top Definition
An ex-spouse/partner/lover. From the reference to how many people, in a given place, a person has had relationships with that can be hit by swinging a dead cat.
I have slept with way too many people in this bar tonight... This is definitely a Dead Cat situation.
by Bub May 07, 2005
Proper noun. Extremely good game player. See also menace.
Also a dead cat.
What a deadcat.
by deadcat June 14, 2004
A sex position in which the woman just lays there like a dead cat, and lets you get your thang on.
mike: man, i was just doing my girl and she was like a limp sex doll! shit man, this sucks!
joey: hahahahahahaha, doing the dead cat sex position eh
mike: the fuck is that?


white bitch: joey i don't like ya anymore
by Spenzer October 19, 2011

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