Top Definition
1) a baby that is lacking life
2) a meal (preferably brunch)
3) a sex toy
1) wow, look at that dead baby
2) guy 1: im starved
guy 2: want some ribs?
guy 1: too about a dead baby?
3) last night was long. my roommates had a dead baby.
by zachattack0428 April 12, 2007
a baby that is no longer living, possibly murdered.
whats 18 inches long and makes women scream all night long? a dead baby!
by chip meadows June 03, 2006
a series of disturbing jokes comparing things to dead babies.
Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari.
A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
by Fat Al May 09, 2007
the target of one of the greatest types of jokes ever made
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage!
by miedracolon December 15, 2007
ill luck, mishaps, bad circumstances.
after the boat started taking in water, they knew it was all dead babies from here on out.
by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004 that is not living.
2.sensitive subject for cunts.
3.great. insert anytime, any place. for all.
You want the dead baby? You can't handle the dead baby!!!
by Mazda August 04, 2006
1. A comedy goldmine.
2. A nutritious source of protein and B-vitamins.
3. Great sex toys.
1. Q. What's the difference between a dead baby and a cheeseburger?

A. You don't have sex with a cheeseburger before you eat it.

2. Q. How do you make a dead baby float?

A. Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead babies.


A. Take your foot off it's head.

3. Q. What's worse than waking up and finding a dead baby on your pillow?

A. Realizing you were drunk and had sex with it the night before.
by D34DB4B135 September 11, 2010
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