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73.
not alive but to exist with a big head that eats people particulary michaels
John: omg micheals gone.

Tiny: dead probly got to him.

John: oh well how was your day
by justin adona January 29, 2008
 
1.
Britney Spear's career
Wow britney spears sucks
by The Truth January 13, 2005
 
2.
Something that is no longer living and can now be kicked.
Yep it's dead!
*Kicks it*
by IFORGOT December 08, 2002
 
3.
1. To no longer live (like...no pulse)

2. To be REALLY boring

3. To be in serious trouble
1. My dog is dead, I hope he went to doggy heaven

2. This party is dead, I'm going home

3. My mom caught me having sex, I'm dead
by ihavenolife June 29, 2004
 
4.
When you're passed the point of something being hilariously funny; when you've laughed as hard as you possibly can. Often expressed online by putting an asterisk (*) in front of and behind the word itself.
Ashley: So I went out with this guy last night, and we hit it off, but he doesn't seem to be interested in me other than my clothes and who does my hair.
Mary: That boy has more zest than a bag full of lemons.
Ashley: *DEAD*
by purplestar1952 September 10, 2009
 
5.
1) When a party or club is not fun or no longer is fun to be at anymore.
2) What happens when Daddy catches you on top of his "Little Girl"
...What the hell is up with these other definitions? We know what the normal term DEAD means, morons! This is urbandictionary.com not WEBSTER's DICTIONARY!!!
by Joshiro007 February 23, 2003
 
6.
something that forgot how to wake up
MOM: ".. oh my god, son.. the president is DEAD... he was shot by a farmer riding a camel.."
SON: ".. oh no.. What'd they do to the farmer?"
MOM: "They gave him a time-out for ten minutes and told him not to do it again"
SON: "Wow they're getting harsher on punishment these days, we should protest .. and make up some false allegations of police brutality!"
MOM: "GOOD IDEA"
by juiceshake February 28, 2005
 
7.
The opposite of street smart.
Aw, yeah, that dude's pretty street smart, ain't he?

Naw, he dead.
by Am-stir-dam February 10, 2010